hello. my name is becca. i am sort of close to graduating highschool. i am a supreme overlord. i post a lot of dumb text posts about my life and stuff. i love my bethany (there's a link to her blog on here if you travel generally downward) and i love to read and write and draw and internet.
~my blog includes crappy text posts, funny reblogs, the occasional fanfic (i write really goofy ones on request), the rare drawing, and whatever the fuck else i feel like posting. i hope you like that shit. actually i don't care. lol.
Janelle Monae - Q.U.E.E.N.
hello i have come to seduce you
Why don’t we… Quack open a bottle of wine?
Dinner m’lady? I’ll cover the bill.
Wine? I brought my own corkscrew.
Orange is the New Black + sexuality
“Hey, buy me this thing”
“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
"Here, I bought you the thing"
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS"
"just take it"
"I CAN’T-if you insist oK THANK YOU VERY MUCH"
i haven’t checked snapchat all day
and now I remember why
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I’ve been laughing for three years over the fact that in ye old England you could chose to have ‘trial by cake’ in which you ate a piece of cake and if you choked you were guilty and if you didn’t you were innocent, and the only time it was used the guy on trial fucking choked and was executed for it
Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry's yearbook;(1977 - 1978)
this post makes me happy
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